sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

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  • Snape:What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
  • Hermione:Uh... Well... We... We were just...
  • Snape:You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
  • Harry:
  • Ron:
  • Hermione:
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  • Harry:
  • Ron:
  • Hermione:
  • Snape:...Up to something.
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"what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?" - me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)
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missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

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katara:

everything always happens so much

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thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

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jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

(Source: meladoodle)

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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